Haley's anecdotes

Haley is saying the funniest things these days so I thought I would share:

• She is under the impression that a witch resides in our front door and whenever she walks by it she says, "Mommy, dare's a witch in dare."  And she even looks toward the door as we pull out of the driveway and says, "Bye witch."  Or "Hi witch."  It's getting a little creepy.
• When we're in the car and she sees a deep ravine she'll say, "Mommy, don't go down dare.  Dat's bay dangewous."
• She and Hanna were watching a movie last night and I heard her say, "Hanna...........you're soooooo pwecious."
• Her new favorite thing is pretending to be a baby.  She says, "Goo-goo gah-gah."  And asks for her "Bah-bah" to drink.
• The other day I was holding her and talking with a neighbor and she looked at the lady and said, "I angel."  Ha!  
• She will argue with you over just about anything.  She swears that a penguin is in fact a duck and that the sun is really the moon. 
• She sees Hanna playing on the computer and when nobody is watching she messes around on it.  When I catch her she smiles and says, "I play on the compootee."
  
• "Mommy, I got burgers."  I don't think I need to explain that one.

That's all I can think of right now but every day we hear something new and funny!